Sunday 22 March 2009


If anyone wants to buy me Alice In wonderland on DVD I will love you forever. I only have it on Video in Dutch.
Maaaan I have so much more work to do :/

Monday 16 March 2009



Correction

He likes sticking his penis into random Yugoslavian women. Or something like that. I don't even think he knows where anything is on a map as being a rugby player his brain is limited to around 725 cells.

Immature, I know, but at least I win the moral side of this whole break-up which is nice. :]
Friday I went to a really odd goth bar with Lorna, Amy and Claire-The age range of people being probably around 40 so THE MEN THERE WERE HOT!?!??!!!oh yesss.
But no, we ended up in some other bar and met some lovely Northern chaps who bought us drinks without appearing to have the intention to shag us, which was nice.

I have spent a lot of time on my art book for once, diminishing my social life and helping me become even more of a hermit. It is only a matter of time before I grow a beard and shrivel up like a prune. Just had Will, Ollie and Alex round to read old 2006 issues of Bliss and Sugar magazine.....................DEAR GOD THIS IS DULL TO READ.

Monday 9 March 2009

Old minge.

James broke up with me blaming it on "stress" and saying he "didn't want to hurt me any more"
But I found out today he pulled some random woman and felt guilty. I don't particularly mind that so much as I know it was probably some desperate middle-ages Australian woman with a crabby minge at the Redback in Acton LOLOLOL. (cringe at his life) Strangely enough, knowing that makes me feel about 2784932892 times better realising its not me but in fact him.
I just wish some of my friends had told me instead of keeping it secret as to not upset me. I actually feel much better understanding the reason as to why he broke up with me.

But overall I'm happy now that I don't have to put up with his hedgehog hair and jokes that even 5 year olds wouldn't find entertaining. I will miss talking to him though. It's probably having a boyfriend I will miss instead of him personally.
At least he'll be happy molesting all the other overgrown hairy rugby men in the changing room knowing he is now single so he can get raped until his rectum has a prolapse.

Tuesday 3 March 2009

...

Alone.
Boyfriend and I are on a break.
I have no idea whats going to happen as it's all up to him.