Birthday list:

M.A.C. tinted lipglass in russian red

Some sort of bizzare taxidermy

The Bone House by Joel-Peter Witkin.

Anton Monk's Ankle boot from Topshop *cough*size 8 *cough*

Aggie boot from Topshop.

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I don't like it how

Everyone's having a shitty time, either through their other halves, family, or doing IDIOTIC things with their lives. It makes me feel guilty that I'm quite happy, and makes me wonder when things are going to turn around and something really crappy id going to happen to me :/
YASMIN YOU DIRTY PESSIMIST

Everyones going to uni and I miss them allllllll!

Joy Division

I can't personally say their music is as amazing as everyone makes out, I just think most people say it as an excuse to look cool.
BUT OMG THEIR LOGO

mmmmmm

MAC's new black makeup range looks soooo good. Birthday soon as well-SO ON IT!
Ive also decided I want to study German and Mandarin studies at Uni.
O HAI CHINA

Fucks sake

Maybe always means no.

The latter is only one syllable so shouldn't it be easier to say?

I think I'm a Haemophiliac

Blood is soooooooooooooooooo pretty
Except for when you're shaving your legs and the razor cuts them so it starts to bleed constantly without stopping and then it leaks on your floor/the cut grows over your tights.

Hermann Nitsch

Sometimes I feel like

hes not there

hghfgf

not making it any better

"Dressing to suit your shape"

It pisses me off.
I hate watching programmes where they help extremely overweight people dress to "flatter their womanly curves". It completely changes the meaning of the word "curvy", changing it from what I think is quite a lovely word into something that basically means FATTY-BOOM-BOOM. Admittedly, I do see myself being extremely overweight by the time I'm in my 50's, partly because I want to be able to roll to places and will be dead at 60. The reason I detest these programmes is because half of the time these women make up excuses for their weight gain; "Oh my matabolism is really slow", "My Mother was a large lady." The truth is that obesity is self-inflicted by these people. I will admit that when I gain weight it's because I like food and hate exercise, and don't see why others can't do so either.

I think as long as you like yourself, you don't have to make up excuses for your appearance. Plus "dressing for your shape" is a load of BULLSHIT. If we were all dressing to suit our body types we'd all be wearing wrap dresses.

Slight tangent from original writing idea, whoops.

HSJDFGBHJDSF

OMGGGG SOMEONE PLEASE GET ME SOMETHING LIKE THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!!

It's in a month and I love taxidermy.

nfjffj

I know it sounds fucked p, but I don't think Armin Meiwes deserved to be convicted. His lover wanted him to eat him.

FAMMO ARE COMING HOME

I have to clean things.

ROUTINE

NIGHTTIME
1. Usually telly, no affection.
2. Affection, want it.
3. Gets it.
4. Sleep/goes home.

MORNING
1. Acknowledgment, morning mouth.
2. Sleepy cuddle.
3. Tries it.
4. Gets it.
4. Coco pops.