Thursday, 10 September 2009

Tuesday, 8 September 2009

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not making it any better

"Dressing to suit your shape"

It pisses me off.
I hate watching programmes where they help extremely overweight people dress to "flatter their womanly curves". It completely changes the meaning of the word "curvy", changing it from what I think is quite a lovely word into something that basically means FATTY-BOOM-BOOM. Admittedly, I do see myself being extremely overweight by the time I'm in my 50's, partly because I want to be able to roll to places and will be dead at 60. The reason I detest these programmes is because half of the time these women make up excuses for their weight gain; "Oh my matabolism is really slow", "My Mother was a large lady." The truth is that obesity is self-inflicted by these people. I will admit that when I gain weight it's because I like food and hate exercise, and don't see why others can't do so either.

I think as long as you like yourself, you don't have to make up excuses for your appearance. Plus "dressing for your shape" is a load of BULLSHIT. If we were all dressing to suit our body types we'd all be wearing wrap dresses.

Slight tangent from original writing idea, whoops.

HSJDFGBHJDSF

OMGGGG SOMEONE PLEASE GET ME SOMETHING LIKE THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!!

It's in a month and I love taxidermy.

Wednesday, 2 September 2009

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I know it sounds fucked p, but I don't think Armin Meiwes deserved to be convicted. His lover wanted him to eat him.

FAMMO ARE COMING HOME

I have to clean things.

ROUTINE

NIGHTTIME
1. Usually telly, no affection.
2. Affection, want it.
3. Gets it.
4. Sleep/goes home.

MORNING
1. Acknowledgment, morning mouth.
2. Sleepy cuddle.
3. Tries it.
4. Gets it.
4. Coco pops.