Ooooh I'm so cleverr

I HAD THIS SUDDED INDEA IN MY HEAD
AND I AM VERY PROUD OF IT.

Basically I am buying these shoes I have in white, off ebay in black, then I am going to wear monochrome clothing, one leg with my white tights on, the other with black and then wear the contrasting colour on each foot.
I am sad for thinking this is the most original thing in the world right now-But to me it is. I have been so uninspired recently so this is like SUM MAJARR BREAKFRU!
Yea boii.


I have no idea who's coming round mine tomorrow. If its too many people will have to lie down to fill up space in my room.
OMG I NEED TO TIDY IT
GAY

There are

Several things I have learnt in life:

• Never make freinds with people who enjoy crocs and have a slight obsession with their mother.
• If you have a TV in your room DO NOT WATCH IT. You will end up watching crap that you would never usually watch. Night watch and Bingo Night Live actually prevent me from going to sleep at a normal time. I don't know why.
• Don't lick ice lollies as soon as they come out of the freezer. I learnt the hard way.
• Sadly, Pete Doherty will never die. Amy Winehouse will.
• Tetris ruins lives.
  
• Averything tastes good with lemon juice or ketchup.
• I should give up making sarcastic jokes. Nobody gets my sarcasm. (Therefore I come across as a retard)
• Sometimes music plays different instrumental bits through the different headphones-It does' nt mean you're going deaf.
• The "Compare People" facebook application has a "OK to notify friends" box at the bottom. I MUST UNTICK THIS IN FUTURE. I don't want people to know that I would rather sleep with them than their best friend.
  
• Deciding to take your clothes off in a public place after drinking too much is not sexy. Even if you have the body of a god, screaming that you want some randomers baby with sick round your mouth is not a good look.
  
• That if a T-Rex dinosaur fell over(in prehistoric times onvz, not now), it would not be able to get up because of its short arms and it would die.
• Most people do not enjoy having their shoulder bitten.
• If Bob Geldof produced any more children somebody I would petition to have him castrated. Peaches Geldof is bad enough already.
  
• Screechy noises make my teeth hurt.
• The only people who ever seem to talk to me on MSN are the type that say, "wubu2" and then when I tell them they reply with "lol". Even if I told them my mother had died they would probably still reply with "lol"
  
• Snoop Dogg is a true historic figure.

AHAHAHAHHAHA LLAMA

AT SCHOOL LOL.

I LOST THE GAME.

I blame the guy in front of me.

Blah

Oh nononononono
Bad idea
:/

I really miss Jake

I remember when Jake once called me a fat bitch so I told him I had anorexia from when I was 5 years old up until I was 12. He then thought I was going to cry and apologised to me about a million times and offered to clean my shoes for me. I cannot believe he actually believed me.
I'm actually going to miss Jake and his ADHD/gullibility/general retardation.

:]

LOL SCHOOL.

Officially at Twyford now.
(I had to block out my face on the card as my nostrils were larger than usual and I appear to have an adams apple in it)
But I am generally quite happy about going to school now, my form is good and for once I actually WANT to do art. However my dreams of dermatology were HORRIBLY CRUSHED when I was 5 marks off a B in science meaning I couldn't do Biology and Chemistry. Now I have to find another career path :/
G-G-G-AYYYY
But for community service I might be helping year 11 year olds wrap eggs in bubble wrap so they don't break when you throw them out the window. Thats what the lady told me-I'm hoping she didn't lie to me and instead I have to read to them or something. But they are soo much cuter than Chiswick kiddies. More Christian and less likely to try and mug you.
Most of them like God and stuff which is good.

I need to lose all the holiday weight I put on, but hopefully that should be easy as it's winter now. SO I IZ GONNA STAY AWAI FROM DA PIEZ. Not that I actually give much for pie anyway.
I've also been listening to a lot of N-SYNC recently. I actually think it's bringing out the homosexual man trapped inside of me.



ONE DAY I WILL POST AN INTERESTING BLOG I PROMISE.
Maybe I'll start a sex blog and write about all the crazy sexual adventures I'm having.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
My life is too dry right now.
¬_¬


Fail.

Alsooo

Either my house has it's heating on full blast 24/7, or I've hit menopause early.

Watch how my internal system is slowly dying and instead of visiting a doctor I blog about it. I'm not entirely sure, but personally I blame Michael Moore.