I really miss Jake

I remember when Jake once called me a fat bitch so I told him I had anorexia from when I was 5 years old up until I was 12. He then thought I was going to cry and apologised to me about a million times and offered to clean my shoes for me. I cannot believe he actually believed me.
I'm actually going to miss Jake and his ADHD/gullibility/general retardation.

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