Woah

Haven't blogged in aaaages. Mainly because I have nothing interesting or inspiring to say.
I SWEAR TO GOD I JUST KEEP GETING MORE AND MORE RETARDED. Yesterday I thought Cambodia was in Africa, but I blame that on the fact I walked 21 miles back from Buckinghamshire to my house in west London. I blame doing that on my minor OCD tendencies.
I had a job interview yesterday but the little shits haven't got back to me. Probably because I suck at Dutch.

I seeeeriousllly need money, its actually becoming a joke how nobody wants to hire me. I think my boyfriend is starting to pity my life-he bought me a pitcher of this blue-coloured cocktail yesterday. I didn't even ask him to buy it. I think he just wanted to get me drunk.
I don't quite know.


I seriously need to get ajob as prostitution is starting to look somewhat tempting

I have lots of ideas

But I don't know how to put them across which is rather annoying.

Only got one exam left on Wednesday and then IM FREEEE which is happy stuff.
Finished all my art a while ago, my final piece was a box with arms poking out of it with my own edit of Disneys Alice In Wonderland when you looked through the chimney.

I did a photog book too:



ALICE





CHESHIRE CAT
WHITE RABBIT

QUEEN OF HEARTS


OH AND I'M GOING TO PROM
lol

I like it.

I love everything Inez &Vinoodh have done for YSL. So, so, SO much.

Someone made a bong from a milk carton.

DIRTY CRIPPLE.

Did my back in somehow and now have to crawl on the floor to get places.
Waiting for the prescription painkillers to kick in so I can walk for a bit. woOoOoOoOoOo.
Still done NO revision all week.
wobwobwob

New post.

(Hopefully) New blog
New boyfriend.
New fear of exams.
New leg (prosthetic)
New boredom.

I wish I still had ideas about what to write on here- I just spend all my time doing art, walking the dog with Will, turning my lungs black with tar, and frolicking with Onion. Admittedly, I am INCREDIBLY proud of my art book, as I just keep moving it in my own direction instead of spending my time painting pictures of cathedrals and photographing homeless people, like we're meant to be doing.
But anyways, life updates...
I have decided that mayonnaise in sandwiches is just about bearable. I realised this after my mother decided to smear some in my sandwich to see what I'd do. I still dislike it a lot though.
I am about a grand in debt as I haven't made any money to pay for Reading Festival or India yet.
Onion is jokes.
I can't actually think of anything else atm. WHERE IS ALL MY CREATIVITY. Screw doing English at uni. I suck.