Saturday, 30 August 2008

Please

Somebody tell me what the point of Bill Kaulitz's existence is.


The guy confuses me. Is he German orJapanese, Male or Female a douchebag or a prickwad?
I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS BUT SO LITTLE ANSWERS.

Eurgh

I hate hospitals. They smell weird, and have this depressing feel about them. I hate seeing ill people as well, it makes me feel all depressed, therefore making me feel the need to make inappropriate jokes causing elderly ladies to give me evils.
Mum's okay-It turned out to be Gall Bladder stones, but it still means she has to spend the next few days in hospital and its horrible seeing a drip attatched to her. Plus she is bored out of her mind half the time.

Starting college on Wednesday which I'm quite exited about. It's a completely new start and it means I can forget about this amazingly shitty and depressing summer I've had. (Minus Reading of course.) But I'm going to stop complaining about how crap things are, because I hate reading blogs where people can only talk about how shit their lives are and that they want to die.


Oh, postsecret.





Spent a stupid amount on a cardigan the other day. Plus I saw a pair of leather trousers in the topshop sales hidden behind all the racks of clothes, meaning that nobody had probably found it in a long while. Plus it was going for £30 rather than £80. BUT THEY WERE A SIZE 6.
I wished I had bought them now though just so I could have ebayed them. I would have made shitloads of money from it.
LOOK

Also, the other night I had the word "Fabergé Egg" stuck in my head. Now I have the word "Melanoma" annoying me.
HJFKHJFDKLSFD

Friday, 29 August 2008

My mum has to go to hospital. I feel like complete and utter shit and I want my Mum right now.

Wednesday, 27 August 2008

I miss every single little thing about him.

FUK ALL DA H8RZ

"rihanna can sing otherwise the record company wud neva hav invested in her and 4 those haters out there i dont see U fuckin performin on MTV makin millionz of dollars so shut the fuck up u retarded nipplez. at least shez makin an honest livin and not standin at a corner of a street bout 2 giv sum..if u dont like her music turn it off no onez forcin u 2 listen or watch her performances/music but ur sori lil pathetic excuse for humans.."



Best youtube comment I have ever seen.

BAYBEHHHHHH

I came downstairs this morning and thought my mother was pregnant.
It was actually her holding a vase under her jumper to stop it from getting damaged or something.
For a second I was shitting myself thinking that I was going to have another little sibling. I think I would actually leave the house if I had to have a little brother or sister. One is enough and I hate babies/toddlers anyways. Plus a the age difference would be gross.
Omg I am so happy it was just a vase.

I woke up too early and have nothing to do until 7.30. Going to a resturaunt for Annas Birthday. To wear heels or not to wear heels? I doubt I will as otherwise I will probably scare people, but I haven't actually worn these out yet.<3<3<3

Who remembers these...?

I want to personally strangle whoever came up with these, slash open their stomachs and make them wear their own entrails as a scarf. That would probably be a better look. This bag is everything I hate in a handbag-It is small, tacky and will probably be swinging off the shoulder of some 15-year old mother who has a penchant for Bacardi Breezers and going to Capital VIP.
I was just on a website and saw a photo of this monstrocity and felt the need to express my hatred.

Also, Tatu are doing the Marc Jacobs A/W 2008 Campaign. Is it weird to be exited about it?
Their CD was the first one I ever bought and the sad thing is that I still remember all the words. I was a really retarded child. I never even liked the Spice Girls like every one else.



Marc Jacobs do the leather/checked trends well. I bought a skirt from Primark which copied the Marc by Marc Jacobs dogtooth print and I had to totally customize it as it was such a bad fit. But the Marc Jacobs collection is amazing this season, however I still have to hand it to Givenchy and Vivienne Westwood. Chanel is terrible at the moment. I expected better from you Mr. Lagerfeld.