GETTING THIS TOMORROW.
Before the I am dragged kicking and screaming to Holland on Monday.


I also watched that film about the boy who's raised in the underground bunker (Fritzl style) and then gets set into the world aged 35 and comes across as super retarded. BRENDAN FRASER WAS IN IT AND I HAVE ACTUALLY FANCIED HIM FOR YEARS.
I think Tarzan and the Mummy did it for me.

THERE IS NO SHAME IN IT.


Anyways, goodnight I am off to bed-Its like 25 degrees and I feel like my face is melting. The fake tan I put on my legs (I usually never use fake tan, DON'T JUDGE) seems to be melting off slightly and now my legs look slightly discoloured.

Fail.